snot rocket accuracy report:
left nostril - ↑30%
right nostril - still unable to maintain control
radiation ingested exhaust-style:
30-40 micro-roentgens
mullet flare:
in full effect
a view from the ride in via The Warehouse District. the wind's relentless refusal to obey the forecast combined with a stylish lack of tights keeps the v-tine's day calories* a' burnin'.
*here the custom is that the chicks give the dudes all this chocolate, which is later repaid in marshmallows on White Day (3/14). this repayment, of course, is contingent upon whether or not the original gift of chocolate was appreciated and/or flattering. now, if the ratio of the weight of chocolate received and appreciated to received and not at all cared for is less than the ratio of money spent on marshmallow goods to money spent on transportation to purchase said marshmallow goods, 'tis said that twice the amount of under-appreciated chocolate should be purchased and consumed in order to perpetuate the good graces of my main man Cupid San. a complicated system indeed, and while I don't expect y'in's to fully understand, just know that i done got me some mufuckin' chocolates**. whoo!
**"some mufuckin' chocolates" should be considered greater than one, but not too exceed 12 pieces of savory candy.
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