'eem recalls a silly semantic status.
back in 'eem's day, the age old "got him" was for a time cleverly and deliberately mispronounced "got 'eem" by 'eem of high social standing. this catchy phrase was generally employed immediately post-prank. quite annoyed by this ridiculous mutation of middle-class american english, 'eem and 'eem's main man collectively decided that "him" should best not remain the sole victimized pronoun. "nay", 'eem decided. " 'eem'll be comprehensive, or 'eem simply shan't find purchase in modern society" 'eem thought. henceforth, 'eem's vocabulary evolved in a manner quite unorthodox, albe'eem incredibly entertaining.
'eem mostly enjoys the construction of new english. here and there a new challenge is presented, and furthermore 'tis unknown to 'eem. when 'eem get's into an etymological rhythm, 'eem can quite easily bore with 'eem's native tongue. instead, 'eem recommends branching out, expanding 'eem's vocabulary in ways unexplored and unexpected by 'eem. there are perhaps numerous other undiscovered universal pronouns at 'eem's disposal, but unless 'eem experiments daily, 'eem'll never realize 'eem's true linguistic potential.
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Nay! eem'll work that chompy into eem's everyday vernacular, or risk sounding like a dick-nosed Segovis!
Future pronounciation topics may include: Seees (as in five plus one is) and the ever-popular FRICE!
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