Hate, hate, hate!

As if being incessantly hunted And devoured wasn't enough, squid in the J are now being persecuted for common daily behaviors. They can't get cell phone contracts from any of the major providers, their mp3 downloads are restricted, and the sign on vending machines clearly reads "no Cephalopods allowed." Honestly, it's absolute madness! Surely they'd steer clear if it weren't for the relatively high wages.